you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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