if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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