i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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