I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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