What a fucking waste of an outfit
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
