You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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