Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
