im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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