My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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