About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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