Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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