dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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