It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
