All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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