Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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