Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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