i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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