I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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