Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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