Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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