I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i out mim tonsoeep
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