But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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