i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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