Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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