I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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