so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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