Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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