I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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