I just made out with a guy for $7.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
there is glitter all over my balls
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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