I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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