There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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