Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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