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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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