Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
honey bunches of taint.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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