we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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