Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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