There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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