they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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