I smell stomach acid.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I checked into jail on foursquare
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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