Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
