I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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