it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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