we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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