Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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