dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
