You just made me feel so damn special
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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