I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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