do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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