Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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