I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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