yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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